speaks for itself

i'd try and come up with some clever text for this one but a) my head is too cloudy from this sinus infection, and b) does it really need it?

awful. evil. hilarious.

straight to hell, that's where i'm headed...

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read this...oy.

it's always about boys' balls

Police: 89-year-old won't give kids' ball back

BLUE ASH, Ohio (AP) — Police in Ohio say an 89-year-old woman is facing a charge of petty theft because neighborhood children accuse her of refusing to give back their football.

Edna Jester was arrested last week in the Cincinnati suburb of Blue Ash.

Police say one child's father complained that Jester kept the youngsters' ball after it landed in her yard. Police Capt. James Schaffer says there has been an ongoing dispute in the neighborhood over kids' balls landing in the woman's yard.

quote of the day

andrew and i were at the 'perfect sandwich' place and he got fresh cut ham and swiss on 7 grain bread, and i got corned beef w/cole slaw on toasted rye...we each wanted what the other ordered so we decided to split both so we could each enjoy the meaty variety of each other's choice.

so...as we were paying and we high fived and i said "good call", andrew said:

"yeah, we have good cerebral CALLsy"

thank you and good day

friday optimism

great analogy