i am not alone

this is retarded

Special Olympics takes on use of 'R-word'

(CNN) -- An unexpected and sudden spotlight on the Special Olympics, an organization that for more than 40 years has served and honored those with intellectual disabilities, comes less than two weeks before the nonprofit launches a new campaign: Spread the Word to the End the Word.

March 31 is being billed a "national day of awareness," a call to Americans to recognize and rethink their use of the word "retard," or as the organization would prefer, the "R-word."

http://www.r-word.org/

p.s. i know i'm going to hell...oh wait, jews don't have hell...retard retard retard.

wtf nj

NJ May Ban Brazilian Waxes

New Jersey's board of cosmetology is pushing for a ban on Brazilian bikini waxes, a popular salon treatment that removes all hair in the genital area using strips of hot wax. Why? Two New Jersey women were hospitalized for infections after receiving the treatment. Genital waxing has never specifically been allowed, but because no direct ban exists most salons provide the service, which their owners say is a big money-maker. Salon owners are predicting that women will seek their bare-it-all fix across state lines.

HELLO!!!

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN TO APPEAR ON "THE DAILY SHOW"

Bruce Springsteen will be doing a solo performance of his new album's title track, "Working on a Dream" on the "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" today (March 19) at 11:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL. Bruce Springsteen's performance will be available online the following day at www.thedailyshow.com.

i bet i can cheer andrew up

clever way to give notice

funny dictionary finds, parte dos

is it just me or do you find it hilarious that there's a specific word for shyster notary???

Colmillo: eyetooth
Colactaneo: foster brother
Estropajo: slovenly
Gluglutear: to gobble
Bembo: thick lipped
Amojonar: to mark off with landmarks
Soplete: blowpipe
Tasajo: jerked beef
Donjuan: four o clock
Flinflanear: to tinkle
Gozque: little yapping dog
Zullar: to break wind
Zurupeto: shyster notary
Robot: robot