Wednesday, October 29, 2008

speaks for itself


i'd try and come up with some clever text for this one but a) my head is too cloudy from this sinus infection, and b) does it really need it?

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

awful. evil. hilarious.


straight to hell, that's where i'm headed...

Monday, October 20, 2008

it's always about boys' balls

Police: 89-year-old won't give kids' ball back

BLUE ASH, Ohio (AP) — Police in Ohio say an 89-year-old woman is facing a charge of petty theft because neighborhood children accuse her of refusing to give back their football.

Edna Jester was arrested last week in the Cincinnati suburb of Blue Ash.

Police say one child's father complained that Jester kept the youngsters' ball after it landed in her yard. Police Capt. James Schaffer says there has been an ongoing dispute in the neighborhood over kids' balls landing in the woman's yard.

quote of the day

andrew and i were at the 'perfect sandwich' place and he got fresh cut ham and swiss on 7 grain bread, and i got corned beef w/cole slaw on toasted rye...we each wanted what the other ordered so we decided to split both so we could each enjoy the meaty variety of each other's choice.

so...as we were paying and we high fived and i said "good call", andrew said:

"yeah, we have good cerebral CALLsy"

thank you and good day

Friday, October 17, 2008

Monday, October 13, 2008

Friday, October 10, 2008

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

cake wrecks


check out this awesome website about horrible cakes...this is just 1 shining example.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Monday, October 6, 2008

general awesomeness


lauren sally marcus

my gorgeous niece, born october 4 at 6:30pm, 8lbs, 20 in.


Friday, October 3, 2008

RIGGGGGGGGS!!!!

'Friday Night Lights' recap:

Friday Night Lights is back—for some viewers: Last night the show started a 13-episode run on DirectTV’s 101 Network. NBC says it will air these new-season episodes starting in January. So for those of you without DirectTV, I’ll just say right up top, here’s a great big SPOILER ALERT.

So summer has passed in Dillon, Texas, and what was new last night? Well, in preparation for Gaius Charles’ announced departure from the series, his Smash was coping with the bad news that his injured knee would probably never enable him to run as fast as he once did. Connie Britton’s Tami has become the high school’s principal—that seems like an abrupt promotion, but I’m going with anything that keeps Tammy center-screen and under pressure, since stress brings out the most energetic/anguished/sarcastic/inspiring sides of her character. And lo and behold, the flesh has triumphed over the spirit, as last season’s newly prim Lyla (Minka Kelly) is now doing the deed with Tim (Taylor Kitsch). Not sure how this squares with her religious beliefs as they were dramatized last season, but it’s a heckuva lot of fun watching these two have their fling. Kitsch in particular continues to impress: This guy is, mark my words, a budding movie star once FNL throws its final touchdown.

Speaking of which, a mighty touchdown throw was tossed by a new character—J.D. McCoy, a freshman brought in as rookie quarterback. J.D. himself didn’t have a single line last night that I heard, but his pushy dad—played by the always reliably smooth D. W. Moffett—made a big impression as a guy who’s going to be a real pain in the neck for our long-suffering Coach Taylor (all hail Kyle Chandler).

I’ll keep this short: We’re off to a great season, by which I mean most major characters are unhappy (yet wry and funny), the series seems as grungily authentic as ever, and while I don’t care for the new short, curly hairdo Tyra (Adrianne Palicki) is sporting, maybe I’ll get used to it.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

ha!


palin bingo...to make the debate even MORE entertaining!

jim's best pranks

i've seen all these and it still made me laugh out loud.